Dede in Red
Dede
October 4, 2006
I've always wanted to fuck a hot real estate agent. I think everyone I know has had this fantasy. So after going through four of them, I'm proud to announce we actually got one to fuck Jmac. Dam I'm a pimp! She was hot as hell to. She had really nice tits and a gorgeous ass. This girl was hot!. She had that professional thing going. I new she would fuck because I mentioned the word anal around her and she wouldn't flinch. She would giggle. The other agents would tell me to be quiet or that I was rude. Not this girl. When we finally got her to open up, this girl was a freak in the sack. She was an anal queen on top of everything else. Her pussy was pounded hard too. She told me she preferred it in the ass. This was an amazing experience to say the least. The drop off was sweet. She actually thought I was still going to buy a house after the whole experience. What's funny is a would never by a house from a real estate agent who lets my friend hit it in the back of my van. Anyway needles to say she was ditched on location. Enjoy this one fellaz..... the Dirty One.
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Alishia
October 11, 2006
Alisha? Al-B who's Alicia? Oh The nerdy chick! That girl was so fucking smart! In a good way, not in a drooling nerd kind of way. Aside from the fact that she had a big brain she had big fat tits too. We were all more interested in the tits. That's the awesome thing about college girls, there so adventurous. This girl didn't know us from a whole in the wall but after a small conversation just jumped right in. Of course she was a bit frightened for dear life but after some of my smooth talking she bent. So back to her tits. This girls tits where so big (HUGE I TELL YOU!) I can't stop talking about her tits. They were big. Anyway, her ass was nice too. I also enjoyed our conversation. It wasn't the same old shit like I get from the usual dumb broads we pick up. This girl was book smart I should say. She lacked street smarts though. I played that chick like a mojan. She got ditched with not one cent of the thousand dollars I promised her. Did I mention she got banged by Gotti for thirty minutes and gave that nigga head for another fifteen. So go check it out for yourself. You won't be disappointed. –Sanchez
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Tara
October 18, 2006
Let's get this bus rollin! It was going to be my day off. Of course, just when I decide to take a day off, J-mac picks up some big booty Native American chick in some mall in Hialeah of all places. I was in the worst mood so I hated the idea at first. After I actually got the girl in the van I started to notice that she was pretty cute. She had a nice face and best of all she had a nice body. Her tits were nice but her ass was incredible. They should put this chick on Assparade.com of something. If they could find her. We left this girl in the middle of no where. Gator country man! That shit never gets old. I knew the minute she told me that she had met J-mac in that mall and she was willing to be "interviewed" There was more to this girl that meets the eye. Later in the conversation I figured it out. This girl had not been fucked in like eight months. No wonder the girl would follow any man that would give her the least bit of attention. This girl was horny man! J-mac did her in every position possible. The sex was hot to say the least! This girl gave an amazing blowjob too. All in all it was a great day off. -DIRT!
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Isabell
October 25, 2006
Last week we picked up this Hialeah Hood Girl named Isabell. It started like any regular bus. You know how we do it; we comb the streets looking for the best street pussy around! So ya, we find this chick. She's a little hottie. She has a nice ass, sweet tits, and a cute little face. Oh ya, she was giving away two kittens! So I'm giving this girl my usual let me interview you crap. She's giving me the old can you take my smelly kittens off my hands because I don't want them anymore routine. Where both trying to pitch an idea to each other. It got a bit confusing. I decided to tell her that I'd buy the kittens off her. That's when her eye's lit up. She was all ears when she heard about the money. I'm guessing that guy's in Hialeah aren't that generous. The girls in that hood probably get bitch slapped constantly. Anyway, so I told her that I'd give her additional money if she would let me ask her a few questions about her. Two minutes later she was in the van. Like my boy Jmac says, "GOT UM!" So we learned about her boring life a little and then I started hitting her up with the real questions: How longs it been? You got a boyfriend? Can my white boy friend here perform anal on you in three different positions? You know, the usual. So she volunteered that she had never been with a white boy before. I would tell you who the guy was but I've forgotten his name at the moment. He did a good job. He fucked her so good she was screaming all kinds of Cuban shit. By the way this girl was Cuban. So ya she really enjoyed it. She give good head too. I told AL-B that right after they came on her to take the box that the cats came in and pretend like he threw the cats away in the everglades. You should have seen this girl jump out of the van to save the cats. Before she realized that the cats were in the van she was already eating our dust. Another helpless Hialeah Chick in the bag! DO UM DIRT!
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Madison and JS
Madison
November 1, 2006
Allright fellas time for another bangbus! Before I forget, if you wanna ditch your girlfriend on the bus, please don't send more than one e-mail. We have gotten an overwhelming amount of e-mails for that scenario, ever since Nick ditched his girlfriend on the bus. This week JS is going to be ditching his girl on the bus.You know how we do. Anyway this girl Madison is hot! She has a nice ass and lucious tits. You should have seen this girl go on about how she loved her man and how they are going to get married one day. This girl really needed this wake up call. How could you be with someone and not know that they hate your guts and would go out of their way to ditch you in front of the whole world to see you get ditched. To all my female fans "wake up", guys are assholes. You better know who you're going to bed with. To all my guy fans: as long as these girls are clueless enough to come on the bus, I'll keep on doing it. So let's jump to the sex. This girl could really fuck, I can tell you that much. She sucked him hard, then rode him hard, and then he came all over her face. The drop off is a classic (watch the trailer for visual confirmation). Anyway, enjoy the flick fellas! –Sanchez
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Nautica Thorn
November 8, 2006
Dam it's good to have a real porn star on the bus. That shit hardly ever happens. As a special treat to my fans I got you guy's Nautica Thorn on the mutha fuckin bus. This little Asian chick is hot as fuck as you all know. Nauticas a cool ass chick too. She has the bomb personality and thats what makes her hot. So Al-B is in shock. This kids drooling all over her and shit. Every time Nautica speaks to him he just babbles some stupidity. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: "I NEED A NEW DRIVER!!!" Alright, enough about how much Al-B sucks. Back to how hot Nautica is. This girls got nice tits. a luscious ass, caramel skin, and a loud ass mouth. I love that in a girl! So we're driving along trying to find some guy for Nautica to fuck. Al-B spotted a bum and suggested Nautica fuck him. IDIOT! So then we spot this kid waiting in a park for his friends. We drove up and asked him point blank if he would be willing to fuck Nautica on camera. The kid was scared at first then he came to his senses and hoped on. He did an O.K. job. Nautica says he fucked her real good. Doggy, Mish, you name it. Nautica gave an amazing blowjob to say the least. So afterward I pretended I threw his wallet out of the car. He was all pist and stormed out to get it. That's when it happened. DUST ALL UP IN HIS FACE! See you later loser! At least you got some pussy out of the deal!-DIRT.
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Grace
November 15, 2006
I'm always talking about this trailer park that UG's and I used to hit up. It's full of trailer park chicks. They're all chain-smoking strippers. Well not all of them. The girl we met was. She didn't chain smoke but she was a stripper. I'll tell you what I remember about Grace. It was a cool, sunny afternoon. We wanted to score some pussy. By we, I mean Blumkin, Al-B, and myself. In the distance I spotted a skinny white girl. Her hair was blowing in the wind. The smell of anal was in the air. Her curvaceous ass giggled in the distance. She seemed easy going and easily led. Her eye's told me she lived a rough trailer park life. I asked her if she wanted to make some money talking to me for my documentary. She put up a little fight then hoped on. I was right. She was very outgoing and we learned a lot about life in the trailer park. We also learned a lot about how good she can suck a dick. She did suck a mean dick I'll tell you that much. She could ride a dick too. Like a pro despite being an amateur (Stripping doesn't count). Any who, so ya Blumkin hit it. All angles baby! I filmed it as usual, Al-B as usual almost killed us cause he kept looking back at the sex. WORTST DRIVER EVER! So ya, it was pretty cool. All in all one for the books. OH before i forget. We successfully pulled off and operation shine box (The bus went left, Blumkin ran right. We met up on the other side of the block). Funny thing is she left her shoes and purse in the car. That asphalt must have been burning as she walked all the way back to the trailer park (ten miles or so). Does the fact that I find this hilarious make me a bad person? –DIRT
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Alize
November 22, 2006
Alize? Oh ya the trailer park chick. That girl was so fucking hood! In a good way, not in a she'll rob you with her gat kind of way. Aside from the fact that she had a big tits she had big fat ass too. We were all more interested in the ass. That's the awesome thing about hood girls, there so adventurous. This girl didn't know us from a whole in the wall but after a small conversation just jumped right in. Of course she was a bit frightened for dear life but after some of my smooth talking she bent. So back to her ass. This girls ass was so big (HUGE I TELL YOU!) I can't stop talking about her ass. It was big. Anyway, her tits were nice too. I also enjoyed our conversation. It wasn't the same old shit like I get from the usual dumb broads we pick up. This girl was street smart. I played that chick like a mojan. She got ditched with not one cent of the thousand dollars I promised her. Did I mention she got banged by Joy Baby for thirty minutes and gave that nigga head for another fifteen. So go check it out for yourself. You won't be disappointed. –Sanchez
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Michelle
November 29, 2006
Michelle my bell. German girls are hot. This girls body was smoking. Her ass was sweet and her tits where luscious. From the moment I saw that girl I new she was the one. We picked her up in front of a art museum of all places. I love artsie girls. They give the best head. In my experience they're really wild in the sack too. All this shit was running through my mind as I tried to figure out what to say to this girl. Some girls are though to crack but this girl was easy. She was new to the city. Her friends had not shown her any inch of Miami. She seemed a little lonely too. Like if this was what she needed all along. I love it when the girls don't have to be pleaded with. When they just go with the flow and have a good time. That's how this girl was. She was all up on Blumkin five minutes into it. I started talking to Al-B and I turned around and the two of them were making out. Shout out to Blumkin, that nigga moves fast. Shout out to Hialeah. Shot out to my mom. O.K., enough shot outs. Anyway, Back to the hot German chick. So Blumkin and the girl start having sex with in a matter of minutes. It was hot! She didn't even care that I was filming the whole thing. This girl was a horny one fellas. I know I say this a lot. I really mean it this time. She was sucking and fucking like a pro. I kid you not. She took Blumkin's load in the face with no problem. Hot German girls are the SHIT!!!! I even felt a little bad ditching her on the side of the road. I got over it though cause it was a good one. A real peel out! No what I mean? Any who, Sanchez....OUT!
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Nicole
December 6, 2006
I'll start by saying Nicole was a hot girl. She had a great body. Dam, what an ass on that girl. I loved her juicy tits too. Add a cute face and she was the whole package. It's crazy because we really weren't looking for a girl that day. We were but not at the moment. We were busy making fun of Al-B because he wants to be a rapper now. What a surprise! A hood ass nigga from Hialeah wants to be a rapper. That guy I tell you. He's a dime a dozen. Run of the mill if you will. Anyway, back to that hot chick we picked up in front of a lingerie store. Who worked in this particular lingerie store until the day she met me. Dam, that girl must have needed some adventure in her life. She ditched her job just to hang out with us for a few hours . Of course, I did tell her I was going to give her a few thousand for her trouble. OOPS... So she ended up getting nothing. The only thing she got was a pink slip for never returning to work. She also got a big, fat, cock, in her mouth and up her pussy. SHOUT OUT TO MY BOY JMAC. MAD LOVE DOG!! So yeah, check it out. You won't regret it. You might want to buy the whole movie CHEAPO!!! STOP MASTURBATING TO TRAILERS!!! OUR MOVIES ARE REASONABLY PRICED....SANCHEZ OUT!!!!
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homeless girls have more fun.
Sylvia
December 13, 2006
I've always wanted to fuck a hot homeless girl. I think everyone I know has had this fantasy. So after looking for one for hours we, I'm proud to announce we actually got one to fuck Blumkin. Dam I'm a pimp! She was hot as hell to. At first she was hesitant but she came around. Her sandal broke and everything. She had no choice but to come with. She had really nice tits and a gorgeous ass. This girl was hot!. She had that bummy thing going. I new she would fuck because I mentioned the word anal around her and she wouldn't flinch. She would giggle. The other homeless chicks would tell me to be quiet or that I was rude. Not this girl. When we finally got her to open up, this girl was a freak in the sack. She was an blowjob queen on top of everything else. Her pussy was pounded hard too. This was an amazing experience to say the least. The drop off was sweet. She actually thought I was still going to buy her sandals. I felt a little bad since we ended up taking all her worldly possessions. The poor girl must have had a hard time getting home with one sandal. Enjoy this one fellas..... the Dirty One.
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Ron Jeremy on the motha fucking bus, enough said!
Jessica
December 20, 2006
Man this is fucking crazy, My uncle Ron Jeremy decided to ride out with us on a hunt for some pussy. I mean I learned all my tricks from this guy. He is truly a legend in my eyes. This guy has fucked so many women, I mean in the thousands. He truly is my hero. Anyways so we rode out to Hialeah, and we see this cutie just getting out of the mall, we go up to her and ask her to talk to us, but she wasn't budgeing. So as I'm listening to Ron, she walks away, so we follow her again out to the parking lot and after some major convincing, and some offering of money, she gets in the van. So I tell her that Ron is like the best massage therapist in all of Miami Dade, and I tell her to try him. He starts to massage her, and the next thing, I know they were all making out in the bus, (There was money involved, I must admit!) and then the next thing I know she's sucking on his cock, then he licks her pussy, while he's fingering her, and then they fuck. The fucked for a while. It was great, I mean this girl had no idea who Ron really was. The sex was hot to say the least. So these two ended up asleep on the back of the bus when it was all over. Just as I'm contemplating how to kick this girl of the van. She tells me to stop and pee. Bingo! Do I even have to tell you what happens next. Uncle Ron had a fit. He wanted to go back for her but it was to late. Anyway, one to watch to say the least. The Dirty One....
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Nautica's big bubble butt.....
Nautica
December 27, 2006
Oh hell ya! That chick Nautica was amazing! She had one of those thick black chick booties. What an ass on this girl. Jarrod laid that pipe. He put it on that girl. This girl was a nympho man. We met her going into some underground strip club/ swingers bar/ orgy party place. We didn't actually go in but there are a lot of places like that one in Miami and it's a great place to meet a freaky girl like Nautica. That girl liked the money but to be honest I think if I would have sweet talked her a bit more she would have done it for free. She was just in it for the sexual good time. For the most part anyway! So speaking about sexual. Sex with this girl was great. She was feeling my boy Blumkin. He hit it man. This girls tits were great too. I felt a bit guilty leaving her on the side of the road. I must say it was a classic. She was bitching because we were smoking in the car and she wanted some fresh air. I'm sure she got plenty of fresh air walking back to her car. It was about ten miles. Check her out in the trailer. You'll love what you see. Enjoy! –Sanchez
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